Reply #38: Oh, OK. "Bobby Jindal will exorcise all those demons in Washington!"

[bushmeister0]

Time's swampland blog:

Jindal recounts the exorcism of his friend "Susan."

"The crucifix had a calming effect on Susan, and her sister was soon brave enough to bring a Bible to her face. At first, Susan responded to biblical pas­sages with curses and profanities. Mixed in with her vile attacks were short and desperate pleas for help. In the same breath that she attacked Christ, the Bible's authenticity, and everyone assembled in prayer, Susan would suddenly urge us to rescue her. It appeared as if we were observing a tremendous battle between the Susan we knew and loved and some strange evil force. But the momentum had shifted and we now sensed that victory was at hand.

While Alice and Louise held Susan, her sister continued holding the Bible to her face. Almost taunting the evil spirit that had almost beaten us minutes before, the students dared Susan to read biblical passages. She choked on certain passages and could not finish the sentence 'Jesus is Lord.' Over and over, she repeated 'Jesus is L..L..LL,' often ending in profanities. In between her futile attempts, Susan pleaded with us to continue trying and often smiled between the grimaces that accompanied her readings of Scripture. Just as suddenly as she went into the trance, Susan suddenly reappeared and claimed 'Jesus is Lord.'

With an almost comical smile, Susan then looked up as if awakening from a deep sleep and asked, 'Has something happened?' She did not re­member any of the past few hours and was startled to find her friends breaking out in cheers and laugh­ter, overwhelmed by sudden joy and relief."

http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2008/06/11/jindals_exorcism/

Too bad Susan doesn't remember any of this so some inquiring reporter could interview her.

If you look closely, you can see Jindal chanting: