My haiku made it onto the Rude Pundit!!!!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

I would like to thank everyone who made this possible - my agent, my parents, my cleaning lady, my exorcist, and, of course, all the little people out there who did everything they could to help me make this dream of mine, this crazy, silly dream that never had a chance of coming true, come true.

All praise to some kind of deity who might be more wonderful than I am, but I can't think of any right now.

I'm so excited!

(The music swells.)

Thank you, everyone. This one is for you, but, of course, we all know it's really for me.

God bless you. God bless the Rude Pundit. God bless America. God bless me most of all.

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