Instructions for FReepers to come on DU....LOL

[monmouth]

You want a good tip on how to infiltrate DUmmieland by building up your posts there without outing yourself? Start off by posting to non-political topics like this THREAD titled, "Cheap stuff for frugal living ( add yours )." Get enough posts built up on threads like these and, who knows, you could even end up as a trusted DUmmie moderator (hee! hee!). For me, such a thread is easy to infiltrate since I have TONS of frugal living tips. The biggest tip is GO TO FLEA MARKETS. Yeah, I was at a flea market on Saturday morning and bought 4 brand new Hawaiian shirts for just 3 bucks each. How the vendor was able to sell them so cheap I don't know but perhaps his load of Sears shirts with the $30 dollar tags still on them "fell" out of the back of the truck. Who knows? Oh, and just two vendors away from that guy somebody was selling HUMONGOUS avocados for just a buck each. Of course, that deal didn't beat the 4 avocados for a buck that were selling at another flea market just a few days after Hurricane Katrina blew them off the trees in 2005. I could go on and on over this topic but I shall do so in my DUFU of this DUmmie thread but you see how easy it is to infiltrate DUmmieland by giving yourself a high posting rating in the non-political threads. So let us now watch the DUmmies give each other frugal living tips in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who keeps his Winn-Dixie discount card on his key chain, is in the :