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108. McCain Campaign Accuses Obama of Ties to Satan
McCain Campaign Accuses Obama of Ties to Satan

By Blaise Pascal
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, November 1, 2008; Page X02

In a stunning Halloween revelation, the McCain campaign has announced that Barrack Obama is a close personal friend of Satan, and was often seen at dinners honoring the Prince of Darkness. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin was quoted as saying, "It's plain that Satan, like Obama, is a socialist - everyone in his kingdom works for the same wage."

According to Tom DeLay, who made a surprise appearance on The Price is Right, "If you cross your eyes, hold your breath, and stare at Obama's shadow for fifteen seconds, you can clearly see horns on his head. What more proof do you need?"

In a recent Pew poll of Red State citizens, the shadow test is considered bonafide proof of satanic possession by ninety-eight percent of conservative voters; although candidate Palin recommends the more customary tests of drowning or pricking with needles.
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