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pretzel4gore

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Mon Feb-18-08 09:57 AM
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18. tapeworms prefer well fed couch taters...

there's a story if you hold a cheesey pop just in front of your mouth, the tapeworm silently exits and threadlike locks onto the cheesey pop, which you then eat without realizing (apparently, tapeworm infested peoples' friends have seen this happen, to their horrified revulsion)
america's got tapeworms (rightwing reactionaries)
note: tapeworm infestations are fatal if left too long...the host literally starves to death, though it's gobbling down steak and potatoes etc as fast as he can shovel it in!
also: tapeworms hate marajuwanna (causes too much reflection)

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