Reply #92: You just can't make this shit up.

[Jamastiene]

"Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking)."

Unbelievable. I mean, I have heard of erotic asphyxia but never of anyone being alone and doing it. :wtf:

God, I hope I don't ever die in some embarrassing way like that. I mean...you only die once, right? I have always said I wanted to come and go at the same time, but maybe I should be more specific and say "with another partner present." What a way to go...