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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 12:53 PM
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Time to pull up stakes and secede: Republic of California
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I guess it's come down to this. After our Tonkin Gulf Resolution we just passed against Iran, we are going to start a war with another mideast Theocracy. Great. Couldn't these fucks take a cue from Reagan (yeah, THAT Reagan) and get the fuck out of the Mideast like he did (Lebanon, 82).

And guess who comes after Iran? Yep, Lebanon. Not many noticed but Bush recently lumped Lebanon with Afghanistan and Iraq. Expect to see us dumb rushing into that country next.

With what soldiers? you might ask...

Well the draft is coming back. There's no other way. So expect to see our sons and daughters sent off to these hell holes to get killed. Expect to see more videos of Americans being beheaded, more posts on Al Jazeera being shot by snipers. Expect to see the Democratic nominee "supporting the troops" by staging a photo op. I literally wouldn't be surprised if Karl Rove went to work with whomever wins the Democratic nomination.

So, the only thing left to do is leave. Or rather, now that America has left us - places like California need to secede. We were a country once, we can do it again. This time, without Sonoma as our capitol. All that wine might lead our senators and assemblypersons to bad decisions.

Hell, we could even split California in two: American California and The Republic of California. Leave the Central Valley to Jesusland, and we take the rest.

And what about those electoral votes the Dems need from California? Well they pissed those away, so fuck off.

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