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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-27-07 09:42 AM
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13. Yes. They are called "major stockholders."
They are endowed with many pieces of parchment possessed of magical powers that create money out of thin air. These magical papers are unavailable to us mere humans.

I have seen these mythical creatures. They wear grey or black exclusively, they are transported in long black carriages and seem to breathe through cylindrical shaped brown paper oral protuberances that emit smoke.

Every four years, they gather in frightening numbers at a tribal ritual where they celebrate these magical papers, acquire unfortunate women while their wives change these magical papers into costumes marked with St. John, Ferragamo, and "LV".

Beware if this tribal ritual comes to your locale. Many locales eagerly anticipate this ritual, the evil of it clouded by those magical papers.

It is known as the Republican National Convention, and it is a horror to be witmessed...

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