Reply #7: Any story that involves the possibility of "poo", is to be avoided at all costs

[SoCalDem]

UNLESS it's a BUSINESS story on the stock market channel.. and it involves a space ship toilet or a state-of-the-art contraption made in Japan, that does everything but serve you drinks and shine your shoes while you sit on it...

If a story "may" involve a senator asking prostitutes to wipe his ass and change his diapers..well that's a place they just don;t want to "go".