Rand Paul's SPECTACULAR and IMMMEDIATE Crash And Burn!!!!!!!!

[Beetwasher]

It's truly sublime. I've never seen anything like it. Sarah Palin's got absolutely nothing on this guy. He barely won the primary and is just gulping down hand grenades and blowing his putrid flesh all over the media. Blood and guts everywhere. He's radioactive toast and he's barely an eyelash out of the gate.

On top of his blatant racism, waved around for everyone to see, we now have this, immediately on it's heels:

Rand Paul whines: "Where is my honeymoon?"

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/5/21/868491/-Rand-Paul-whines:-Where-is-my-honeymoon

"When does my honeymoon period start? I had a big victory," Paul told George Stephanopoulos on "Good Morning America" today. "I've just been trashed up and down and they have been saying things that are untrue. And when they say I'm for repealing the Civil Rights Act, it's absolutely false. It's never been my position and something that I basically just think is politics."

WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

This, my god, this. This is straight out of Kafka. It's wonderous in it's abject, vile, grandiose stupidity wrapped in bizarrely warped jingoism:

"What I don't like from the president's administration is this sort of, 'I'll put my boot heel on the throat of BP.' I think that sounds really un-American in his criticism of business," he said. "I've heard nothing from BP about not paying for the spill. And I think it's part of this sort of blame game society in the sense that it's always got to be someone's fault instead of the fact that sometimes accidents happen."