BOOOOOO! BUGA-BUGA!!!! AAAAIIEEEEGGGHHHHH!!!!!

[JFN1]

Scared yet?

Well, you should be.

You should be reading this screen, and peeing in your pants.

Another Bin Laden Video®©™ has surfaced.

DAH-DEH-DIH-DUUUUHHHNNNNN!

Come on! I don't hear you screaming!

I don't hear you praying for George Bush to save us!

The color coded terror alert has been on orange for months - maybe even years!

Come on - admit it - you're just a little bit afraid, now, aren't you?

I mean, afraid enough to give up a few more liberties, right?

After all - there's another Bin Laden Video®©™!!!

SO be afraid!! Be very, very, very, very, very afraid!!!! The Republicans are afraid, they're scared literally out of their minds by Bin Laden Videos®©™!!

But nooo, not you - not the damn Democrats - have to keep remindin' 'em to be afraid...

Well, anyway, just remember - when you hear Bin Laden Video®©™, at least you know it's good quality fear!

So give it a try, won't you?

After all, it's the American thing to do!!

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Note: The above represents the semantic content of the AP article I just read entitled, "Bush Says New Video a Reminder of Danger"