Did Georgie and Dickie fail Kindergarten??

[TahitiNut]

• Share everything. (Not just the blame.)
  
  
• Play fair. (Obeying the law is a good start.)
  
  
• Don't hit people. (Even at Gitmo.)
  
  
• Put things back where you found them. (Remember the surplus?)
  
  
• Clean up your own mess. (Even in Iraq and Afghanistan.)
  
  
• Don't take things that aren't yours. (Even oil.)
  
  
• Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. (Even when you shoot them in the face.)
  
  
• Wash your hands before you eat. (Can't remove the bloodstains?)
  
  
• Flush. (Even turds like Gonzo, Karl, and Condi.)
  
  
• Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. (You have a cook, fer krissakes!)
  
  
• Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. (Just playing isn't enough.)
  
  
• Take a nap every afternoon. (You got this one.)
  
  
• When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together. (Not just with Saudi princes.)
  
  
• Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. (Planting corpses doesn't count.)
  
  
• Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we. (It's not supposed to be fun.)
  
  
• And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK. (Self-inflicted blindness is no excuse.)