I figured out how to solve the Abortion Problem

[jmowreader]

The problem with the anti-abortion bills wending their way through Red America is that they don't have anything in them holding the fathers accountable. "But we have Child Support laws already!" Yeah, they work REAL well. :sarcasm:

Welcome to the Urologist Enrichment Act.

Under the provisions of the Urologist Enrichment Act, a woman has 20 months, 29 days, from the date of the act of procreation (which means any time prior to the child's first birthday) to request that a man who she believes to be the father submit to DNA testing. The cost of this testing will be set at $50, half of which will be assessed to the mother, half to the presumed father. Should said testing prove that the tested man is indeed the father, the mother may then request the father assume custody of the child.

This law is called the Urologist Enrichment Act because after a few men who didn't want to use condoms because "they take all the fun out of sex" find out that they have to take their children home and raise them to adulthood (which REALLY takes all the fun out of sex), and word gets around that they're serious about this, urology will suddenly become the most lucrative medical specialty as millions of horny young men who don't want to raise the results of their one-night stands line up for quickie vasectomies.