Reply #26: So if a cruise boat crashes into an island

[Tsiyu]

and only two males and a little baby human survive the wreck, what are the two men to do?

Abandon the child. I'm series. Toss it in the ocean, because heaven forbid, two men shouldn't raise a child together.

In the Bobble somewhere Gawd sez that two adult penises in close proximity to each other become an abomination and Gawd will pour acid on you in the fiery lake of hell where bad people like Penguins and the Telletubbies go if you are a man and your penis ever gets too close to another penis.

I swear on the blood of Jeebus this is all true. It is in your Bobble. They did a show on this on the 700 club and plus Jerry Falwell got a message from Gawd himself that this book is of the devil.

:sarcasm: