DUers, this nation faces a VERY grave threat.

[UrbScotty]

Ladies and gentleman, I feel it is my duty to warn you of a very serious threat the United States of Ameerica faces in this early part of 2006.

Today while watching The Price Is Right, I saw the final two contestants hugging each other.

Innocent? Maybe. Except that both of them were women.

Folks, this concerns me. These two women should not have hugged each other. The fact that they did raises a very serious issue in this country: homosexuality.

By loving each other, homosexuals pose a grave danger to this nation, a danger which only we can alleviate. Sure, bin Laden is bad, and yeah, lower gas prices would be nice.

But, DUers, homosexual love poses a far greater risk. Marriage needs your help. Please do what you can to stop this excesssive and inappropriate love.

:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

Just a friendly reminder regarding the priorities of the other party.