Reply #94: Because "conspiracy hunters" are egotistical jerks.

[tomreedtoon]

And that goes for anyone who claims that Oswald didn't kill Kennedy, that Hillary Clinton DID kill with her bare hands, that black helicopters and marks on the backs of road signs are put there by the International Jewish Conspiracy, and all the rest.

Here's all you need to know about conspiracy hunters:

1) They repeat the same evidence over and over - the "big lie" technique.

2) They insist that anyone who might have evidence to the contrary, no matter how well based in science or common sense, are either fools or part of the conspiracy.

3) They assume the conspiracy worked perfectly to keep itself secret before the assassination, the evil event or whatever they did, but suddenly lost all its secrecy afterwards. They were perfect conspirators before, they all turned into Peter Griffin afterwards.

4) The conspiracy hunters don't want to do anything against the conspiracy. They seek to prove how smart they are and how stupid the rest of us are - and in reality, they want to prove the conspiracy to show that THEY should lead it. (I call this the Jason Todd Agenda. He was the wiseass kid that said, "Bruce Wayne, I've discovered you are Batman - now you have to make me your sidekick." He was so nauseating that Jason Todd was killed off a few years later. As I wish would be the fate of these jerks who keep summoning boogiemen who "really" killed Kennedy.)

As you said, the Ohio Election is a different thing. There is real evidence of fraud, and the people investigating it DO want to take action against the past and future vote frauds, and they are modest people who aren't all trying to sell books or become celebrities at a Conspiracy-Con.