Reply #30: rimshot

[Wetzelbill]

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That guy, trying to keep track of his lies would be a news genre in and of itself. Honestly, I get embarassed if I slightly exaggerate anything that I've done. Even if I don't get caught at it. And, truthfully, we all kind of do it a little, it's just a natural thing to put yourself in a good light. I have never met anybody who is absolutely, totally humble about every single thing they have ever done or whatever. Most people are reasonably humble, but we like others to like us and think we are good at whatever we do and so on. Nothing wrong with that. Even if somebody is a total braggart, if they can back it up, well, so be it. But, Falafel Bill is just a total bullshitter. Whether he's a humble everyman watching Joe Sixpack's back for them, a national punting champion, a combat vet, or a two-time Peabody Award winner, Falafel Bill is always creeping closer and closer to the cuckoo's nest. Something is legitimitely wrong with the guy. Whether mommy and daddy didn't hug him enough when he was little or whatever, that guy is insecure to the point of mental problems.