Objective Ministries is back!

[muriel_volestrangler]

For all that's best in oh-so-subtle parody of fundamentalist Christian websites (I still can't work out if they made up the word 'triclavianism', or found it in an obscure 19th century theological work):

http://objectiveministries.org/

The website is active again. Check out the new "statement of faith" (including "divine org chart", letting you know exactly where the burning bush comes into things, and as good an explanation of the Trinity as any mainstream sect will give you), and, especially for Modem Butterfly:

Make your own Mr. Gruff the Atheist goat. Children can keep him on their desks and practice witnessing techniques on him in between homework. Mr. Gruff comes with a coffee mug that he can hold. (Do not use mug with Lambuel figure. Lambuel thinks coffee is yucky!)

Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, hobby knife, scoring tool, glue.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/crafts.html#COLORTRACT