Reply #11: Lentil loaf

[LeftyMom]

I take it over to mom's and she sets aside some potatoes and yams for me to mash and glaze with my own soymilk and earth balance. Every year I ask her if it might be easier to just make everybody's with soymilk instead of having to cook separate sides and every year she looks at me like I threatened to stuff a box of stovetop up her ass and toss her in the oven.

Then my sister tries to feed my son ham while she thinks I'm not looking and my son hits her and yells. Eyerolling and jokes at my expense ensue. Then we all watch football, which makes everything better. It sucks, but a certain amount of dysfunction is at least as traditional as the decomposing fowl.