Reply #140: There you go changing the subject back to the OP.

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Edward Cullen does too exist! Using basic Internet tools, I can find a list of over 100 people named Edward Cullen. He also has a ton of Twitter profiles.

Are you telling me those aren't real?

Try this on for size: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=forks,+WA&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.724817,79.013672&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Forks,+Clallam,+Washington&t=h&z=13">Forks is a real place, and there are lots of people named Edward Cullen. Therefore, Twilight is a true story. It isn't just a horribly written novel with one-dimensional characters and narrated by a Mary-Sue.

Stalin! Stalin! Atheists! Stalin!

Similarly, http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=jerusalem&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.724817,79.013672&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Jerusalem,+Israel&t=h&z=11">Jerusalem exists and was under Roman rule 2000 years ago. Therefore, Jesus was a real person and the New Testament is true.

French Revolution!

(Twilight isn't entertaining, no matter how many levels of meaning it may have.)