Reply #4: Not to worry.

[DeSwiss]

I'm sure that the priests will be able to handle something as innocuous as a 'lil bellyaching, right? Why just last week I was commenting to another poster about the wonderful abilities one acquires upon becoming a Jebus-Beleeber:

Mark 16:15-18 (KJV) And he said unto them, {This is Jebus talking here in the red words}----->Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

So it would seem that the diagnosis is clear: Holy water demons.

The cure: A fresh supply of new holy water. From the same http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Kiev2C-Ukraine-Epiphany/photo//100119/481/d52385761dbf4eaab814e35ec28dc4de//s:/ap/20100125/ap_on_re_eu/eu_russia_believers_hospitalized">Holy Swimming Hole they've been in. And the laying on of hands should do it.

No need to confuse matters with science and fancy ideas about germs. And there's certainly no need to get any doctor's involved in this holy bidness.

- Because Jebus will always look out for his own. Right? Right? Hello!!! Is this thing on?!?!?

K&R