You are viewing an obsolete version of the DU website which is no longer supported by the Administrators. Visit The New DU.
Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login

Reply #48: A Democrat's wet dream.... [View All]

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Topic Forums » Election Reform Donate to DU
Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 04:49 AM
Response to Original message
48. A Democrat's wet dream....
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 04:57 AM by Vektor
Jan. 6th arrives. When it comes time to certify the election, every Democratic Senator EXCEPT FOR ONE, stands up, and contests.

Then, John McCain stands up, and says "This is for questioning my patriotism and making fun of my "black" child, you racist pig-bastard!

A hush falls over the Senate floor as the one seated "Democrat", Zell Miller, stands up, blathering and salivating, and screams "GIT OUTTA MY FACE" then challenges everyone present to a duel.

The doors swing open, and John Kerry, looking hotter than Georgia asphalt, clad in his military flight suit with the strategically placed crotch straps, strides in, shoves Miller back into his seat, and says, "Sit down you 'Cain from Poltergeist' looking mother fucker."

Then, Kerry does a little crotch grab for emphasis, and says "I've got your spitballs, right here, bitch."

Then he becomes President, and I buy a blue dress and become a White House intern.

The End.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top

Home » Discuss » Topic Forums » Election Reform Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC