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7. More from the interview...
"Really," Cheney added, swirling a goblet of dark red wine. The Vice-President was sitting back in a ghastly throne constructed from bone, endangered animals and dried human skin. In the background a blazing fire roared like the screams of a thousand damned souls, fueled by the shattered fragments of broken dream being fed into it by two College Republicans chained to the floor. On the other side of the chamber, a crash team was attempting to bring life to Cheney's long-discarded heart. "At the very least, one would think he'd like to know how to keep the demons at bay."

"You mean the internal fears and trials associated with holding such a high office?" The reporter asked, trying to drawn herself into as small a bubble as possible. She started as a large rat brushed past her leg, bringing a slip of paper into Cheney's waiting hand.

"Thank you, Donald," Cheney picked up the rat and threw it into the fire. "No you fool, I mean the demons in the basement! A summoned horde of Gamosh-Ra have taken residence there, constantly demanding to feast upon the still-beating hearts of virgins! But if I give them any, I'll have none for myself!"

"I-I-I can see h-how that would be troubling..." The reporter shrieked as a massive python slide up the back of her chair.

"It is," Cheney nodded gravely, taking a moment to admire his collection of impaled kittens. "But is Joe going to ask me about any of it?" He sighed, shaking his head. "He's going to be in for a surprise when he opens the safe..."

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