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[EastTennesseeDem]

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'when i was aloud to be prezident i was so exited that i went to dick cheneys house and asked him what to do next.

"here's a piece of paper that says something bad's going to happen," dick said. "don't read it though, because if you do then we won't have an excuse to blame on irack."

"what's irack?" i said to dick.

"it's this country with a bad guy," said dick.

"what's he gonna do, dick?" i asked because i was real scared.

"nothing. but you need to tell people that he will," dick said to me.

"isnt that a ly?" i said to dick.

"no. its a joke. when you get done everyone will laf" said dick.

"that sounds fun! i like to tell a jokes!" i said.

"good! now run along george," said dick.

after dick told me to run i went home to my daddy and his name is george to just like mine and when i was going home i triped and fell on the sidewalk and it hurt my knee real real bad. so i got in and i was crying to my mommy i asked her to give me a bandaid because my knee hurts but then i realiced i was talking to a quaker oats can!!!! my daddy walked in the house and i asked my daddy where mommy was. "shes dead but shes been dead for 30 years and shell be back at supper" my daddy said. after my daddy put alcohol on my knee witch hurt real real bad he gave me my toy truckie and i stoped crying cause i like my toys. my favrite is my thomas the tank indian toy set. then i said to daddy what i came home to sa.

"im prezident!" i said to daddy.

daddys mouth opened so wide since he was so proud of me!!!! he was so suprised he said "i need to go lay down," he said. he got his boddle of hot apple juice and went upstairs.

"so then i went into the living room and played cause my knee didnt hurt as bad anymore and i said "boy maybe i can have as much power as dick cheney one day!!!!"'