Reply #4: Suck it, Jesus!

[onager]

...to quote a great comedienne.

:rofl:

Not to pick on Xianity. I'd also like to extend that "suck it" to all deities/hemi-semi-deities/prophets etc. You're welcome.

I'm really hoping the Office of Faith-Based Initiatives goes right where it belongs--in the shitcan of American history. All of the Buybull-thumpers currenly stinking up the White House can go get real jobs.

Maybe they can become missionaries in Prague! I visited Prague not long ago, and was amazed to discover American missionaries marketing Jesus there. That is one tough sell. Unlike their scam in third-world countries, the missionaires can't offer the Czechs medical care or education. The Czechs are on the horrible socialized-med EU plan, and for education...well, I counted a huge bookstore on almost every street. The Czechs are also still pissed about their church leaders blatantly collaborating with the Communists for about 50 years.

So they're forced to pimp Jesus strictly on the merits.

Epic Fail!

But if they go to Prague, maybe they can try to convert Alika...

http://www.pragueescorts.org/Alika.html