Reply #36: He could go on a world tour in Texas!!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

Less stress on the old guy's heart, too.

Not just Paris, Texas.

Carthage, Texas
Palestine, Texas
Athens, Texas
Iraan, Texas
New Ulm, Texas
Muenster, Texas
Bogata, Texas
Corinth, Texas
China Grove, Texas (Doobie Brothers song)
Dublin, Texas
Earth, Texas
Edinburg, Texas
Egypt, Texas
Elysian Fields, Texas
Florence, Texas
Italy, Texas
Karnack, Texas
Lancaster, Texas
Merkel, Texas
New Boston, Texas
New Waverly, Texas
Odessa, Texas
Ravenna, Texas
Roma, Texas
Trinidad, Texas
Turkey, Texas
Utopia, Texas
Waterloo, Texas
Tokio, Texas
Nazareth, Texas
London, Texas




Even a little space travel:

Venus, Texas
Rising Star, Texas
Star, Texas
Aurora, Texas


Places McCain might especially like:
White Settlement, Texas
Whitehouse, Texas
Uncertain, Texas
Trophy Club, Texas
Shallowater, Texas
Rancho Viejo, Texas (old ranch)
Nixon, Texas
Hoop and Holler, Texas
Cut 'n' Shoot, Texas
Goodnight, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas
Flat, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas
Dish, Texas
Comfort, Texas
Moody, Texas
Oatmeal, Texas
Sour Lake, Texas
Coolidge, Texas



Places McCain would avoid:
Fairy, Texas
Bacon, Texas
Veribest, Texas
Best, Texas
Castroville, Texas
Cool, Texas
Elevation, Texas
Friendship, TExas
Gay Hill, Texas
Happy, Texas
Hemphill, Texas
Hempstead, Texas
High, Texas
New Harmony, Texas
Forney, Texas


I've just amused myself too much!!! :rofl: