Poor, Poor, Pitiful Hillary!

[Stephanie]

Poor, poor, pitiful Hillary. This entire election process is just not fair! And everyone is so darn mean! That Powers woman, calling her monster off the record. Off with her head! That bad man Obama, asking horrible prying questions about her tax returns. He's just like Ken Starr, a big bad old meanie! The caucus systems are not fair to Hillary, not anywhere, but especially in Wyoming and Texas, where they are extra unfair. They were fair when Bill was running but not anymore. Everyone piles on Hillary because she's a woman, too. Like when the men ganged up on her in the debates! That was so mean! Now the Canadians are telling tales out of school, which was supposed to be private! And did you notice that journalists always ask her the first question? It's like a conspiracy against her, just like before! Campaigning is so HARD sometimes she could just CRY. Like on SNL when nobody offered her a pillow. And all those horrible liberals are ganging up on her, those evil ones like Michael Moore and Keith Olberman, they are beyond the pale - they used to be good but now they're very very bad. Also, she ran unopposed in FL and MI and now they want to take that away from her! It's so UNFAIR! And what about the fact that Obama has more money to campaign with than she does, and she had to use her OWN money that Bill got from Dubai! And most of it was gone before most of the primaries were even run! It's not right! It's not fair! No wonder she's losing!

I'm trying to remember all the other ways that Hillary's been mistreated and the deck's been stacked against her and everyone gives everyone else a free pass except for poor Hillary, the pitiful victim of horrible mistreatment. Help me out?




Why is everybody always picking on me?