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DoNotRefill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 03:45 PM
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88. Too bad, you're a Goddess. If you don't like it, tough.
Unless, of course, you choose to switch gender to become a God (as omnipotent beings are allowed to do) or simply appear as a nebulous cloud shooting out thunderbolts or smog or tentacles or sunbeams or something along those lines, in which case you're simply classified as a deity, regardless of actual gender, until such time as you let people know your gender.

The 5 worshiper rule is non-gender specific. God, Goddess, Deity, makes no difference.

What's a budgie? Sorry, you obligated me to say that, since as one of your worshippers, I'm sort-of obligated to follow along. I have to assume by "budgie" you mean a parakeet-esque bird.

Now I've got a quasi-Greek/Roman Goddess image of you, kind of a parallel to Hera, except without the Zeus dependency/issues, and surrounded by the carcasses of small critters out in the back yard. Have you thought on what you want your divine powers to be yet? The thunderbolt gig is good, if a trifle overexposed, since the Greco-Romans AND the Norse used it. Have you considered being a water-elemental? I've always thought that would be a nifty power to have, very handy around the house, fun at parties, et cetera. You could always go the Zombie deity route, that'd be a nifty trick, although people have learned how to fight zombies, and I'm sure you're not a war-kind of super-being.

Anyway, as one of your devoted worshipers, let me know where you want to go with this... ;)

IF you require blood sacrifices.....too bad, you're not getting them.

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