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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:31 PM
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87. ya didn't get it ...
I can be a god if I wanna. Don't have to be a goddess. Or a poetess, or actress, or any other pointlessly gender-specific special word for a "woman ___". Prime Ministress? I really really wanted to be a Barristress and Solicitorette, though. I thought that was hilarious. (You know: US lawyers are attorneys, Brit lawyers are barristers or solicitors, Cdn lawyers are barristers and solicitors.)

My young friend who suggested that was subjected to Phil Ochs in my car. One day she came to work having been amazed that when she watched the rerun of episode 1 of Family Ties, she knew what the music the hippie parents were playing was.

So this 5-worshippers rule: it applies to gods to? A more onerous requirement for goddesses would be unacceptable; likewise a less onerous requirement, goddesses being just as capable and competent when it comes to amassing worshippers as gods. So far I count 3 cats (Bouche recognizes only herself as deity, like most female cats) and one co-vivant, all of whom know which side their bread is buttered on. If dead worshippers count, there are 5 dead cats, 1 dead baby raccoon, 2 dead budgies and a dead hamster in the backyard. Oh, and two dead squirrels and a dead pigeon or six. (What's a budgie? you say now.) I hasten to add that this is 20 years' worth of carnage.

But I think I prefer a less stringent definition: a woman who is adored. That's moi. Universally.

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