Reply #51: what we need is *MORE* guns.

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Like health care, we need a single-payer universal gun-providing system. At a minimum, every member of every household (except illegal aliens) should be given a fully automatic weapon, a shotgun, a deer rifle and a handgun. The program should provide all the ammunition they can use. In addition, each registered vehicle should be provided a .50 caliber machine gun for hood mount, with an automated Head Up Display target acquisition and firing control system installed on the dash (conveniently located between the radio and the climate controls).

THIS SHOULD NOT BE OPTIONAL!

Remember, guns don't kill people; idiots and nutjobs kill people!













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