Reply #4: I think I've RECENTLY seen either 3- or 5-liter Heineken cans here.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Heineken is also a crap beer (not saying Spaten is - IDK - but the one I
used to drink in Germany was).
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I can say that with authority as we used to have beer-vending machines in
our barracks in Germany (no use 'til after 4 PM). There were generally
something like 3 American offerings, 3 German offerings and Heineken.
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First to be "sold out" would be the German beers, next the American and
ALWAYS the one still available (and very RARELY ever actually "sold out)
was the Heineken.
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Blech du lieber!!!!
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That's a beer that the marketing people in this country did an AMAZING
job selling to us as "Europeanally exceptonal". Europeans (at least
Germans and Americans LIVING in Germany) KNEW better.
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I may have just coined the descriptive "Europeanally". Feel free to use it.
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