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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 06:50 PM
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Amusingly Horrible Things Strangers Have Said
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Just stumbled upon this and had to share it:
Strangers sometimes say amazing things, so we asked you to anonymously pass along the best you've heard...

1. While I was walking to meet a friend before church, before noon, wearing a dress: Yeahhh, walk of shame!!!

23. My college hosts the state's annual Special Olympics each year, so we are encouraged to be helpful with the athletes walking around campus. I was waiting at the corner for the light to change, and the lady next to me looks at me and says, "Excuse me, should you be crossing the street by yourself? Do you need help?" I was not an athlete.

26. I really feel like Ive met you before. No? Are you sure? Really? God, you must just have one of those really generic faces that just looks like everyone because it doesnt look like anything at all, you know?

Closest thing I had like that was buying some bourbon for a BBQ marinade. I was on prescription medicine and wasn't drinking at the time, so I ended up just asking the clerk for a fifth of Jack Daniels. As he gave it me, he grinned at me and said "THAT oughta get you there!" (Yeah, OK, buddy.)
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