Reply #40: I've too many to tell

[fishnfla]

For some reason, I am prone to always say or do the wrong thing. Its become a standing joke among friends and family, sit around and wait for me to do something foolish. I wake up in the morning and say to myself: today is the day you dont act the fool. By bedtime its: maybe tomorrow.

Last week was 'prolly the worst in awhile: when I tried to burn down the backyard *sigh*

It was all just a misunderstanding, really, I knew what I was doing.