Reply #5: When my nieces were young teens and were visiting me,

[Curmudgeoness]

I woke up, went to the bathroom. They had put Saran Wrap on the toilet under the seat. I go to kick their butts, and they have Vasolined the door knob. Then when I get out of the bathroom, I go to the kitchen for badly needed coffee. I pour coffee, put sugar in it, and take a nice swig----of coffee with salt in it.

That was the worst April Fool's Day of my life. But I will never forget it.