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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-18-09 12:34 PM
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5. Children of Rabrrrrrr
Rabrrrrrr begets twins.
In time, they will take the throne,
In the next novel.

But first, they wander
across the desert, until--
Whoa! Jacurutu!

And then Rabrrrrrr's son,
Rabrrrrrr Jr, eats some spice,
And sees the future.

The path is now clear.
Junior sets the Foundation.
To save the empire.

He covers his skin
with the baby sand worm forms
known as Kilgore Trout.

Rabrrrrrr Jr rules.
His Foundation is secure.
Until the lawsuit!

Asimov's estate
Lays claim to the Foundation!
Fuck Hari Seldon!

But Junior prevails,
after slicing off the heads
Of vermin lawyers.

didn't see that coming, did it?
And now, Junior rules.
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