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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 07:45 AM
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55. Meet the hordes - again

Plato: 8.5 years old, white and tabby, 18 lbs. Aloof unless he wants something. Will stab you in the leg when he does. Please blow softly on his nose so he can smell what you just ate. Sleeps on his tummy, laid out with his arms and legs stretched out like Superman. Will break your nose with his head butts if you're not careful. Evie and Socrates' brother.

Socrates: 8.5 years old, gray with white tummy and feet, 25 lbs. Big and cuddly. Snores to beat the band. Blesses people by gently touching their face with his hand. Washes the other cats even when they don't need it. Best road block ever, sleeps where he thinks you'll step next. Likes to open and sleep in the hall closet. Thwacks his tail really loudly when he's snoozing.

Evie: 8.5 years old, pitch black, 13 lbs. None more black. Owns the bed. Bangs the water dishes in the morning when the breakfast service is too slow. Will get her brothers in trouble, then split. Has the most terrifying screech on the face of the Urp. Seriously pointy, but will let you clip her claws when she's in a good mood. Gravitationally challenged, uses up and down interchangeable.

Quark: 7 years old, white with blue eyes, 14 lbs. The most mellow cat evah. Starts purring just looking at you. Air kneads compulsively. Barred from the bedroom because of too many, er, accidents trying to win the bed back from Evie. The softiest cat on the planet. Actually prefers kibble to wet food. Owns the window sill in my office. Speaks dog, will squeak and bark rather than meow. Neutrino's brother.

Neutrino: 7 years old, white with one blue eye and one green eye, 7 lbs. Sleeps in really weird places and never falls off (like the back of the futon). Owns the living room chair. Used to live in the coffee table after one too many baths from Socrates. Can run from one end of the apartment to the other without ever touching the floor. Loves roasted chicken.

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