Just another butt call

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We were watching tv this evening when the phone rang.

My wife answered.

- Hello?... Hello?

Only silence on the other end, so she hangs up.

A few minutes later, the ritual repeats:

- Hello?... Hello?

Only silence on the other end, so she hangs up, annoyed this time.

It happens a third time, but she doesn't pick up the phone.

It rings exactly once, then stops.

- What's going on, I ask.

- Oh, it's just another butt call - she replies.

- What the hell is a butt call?

- Your son is riding his motorcycle. He's got his cell phone on his back pocket again. Every time he hits a bump on the road, his butt pushes on the speed dial and calls me...



Butt call...


Added a new word to my vocabulary today...