Reply #13: To quote Dave Barry (on driving in Miami)

[FloridaJudy]

"I-95 is no place for the faint of heart. You're out there with people who apparently took Driver's Ed from Saddam Hussein; people who observe the traffic laws to the same degree that the Unabomber observed the postal regulations; people who refuse to allow trivial matters such as steering to interfere with their cellular phone conversations, hair care, nasal hygiene, narcotics ingestion, etc. And you cannot get away from them, because your path is inevitably being blocked by some elderly or possibly deceased retirees on their way to the Blindness Clinic, oozing forward at the speed of rust in their 1974 Chrysler El Humongo".

http://www.davebarry.com/misccol/NASCAR.htm

I certainly can't put it any better than that.