Yet another joke for the Internets....

[WCGreen]

Peter was going to be married to Caren so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Peter, let me tell you something... On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, 'Here - try these on'.

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. '"

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. "


"Hmm,"said Peter. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Peter took off his pants and said to Caren, "Here - try these on."

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me. "

Peter said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that. "

Then Caren took off her panties and handed them to Peter. She said, "Here - you try on mine. "

He did and said, "I can't get into your panties. "

Caren said, " Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will. "