Wisconsin Survivor

[Ellen Forradalom]

Forwarded to me by my WI mother:

Due to the popularity of the Survivor television shows, Wisconsin is
planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style" ...

The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and
on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and
Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Hayward,
Rice Lake, Balsam Lake, Chetek, over to Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back
over to Milwaukee.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Minnesota
license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:

"Brett Favre is Gay. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder. Go Vikings."

The first one who makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins.