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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 08:09 PM
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19. I'm am going to tell you a sad Butt true, little story!
Edited on Mon Feb-02-04 08:14 PM by Hubert Flottz
I had my rhoids removed and the Doctor's name was Dr Arse! I swear to Gawd! I told him before the reaming that he had the perfect name for a guy in his line of work! Needless to say he didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did and he corrected me on how to pronounce his name! When I woke up after the thing was over, it was kinda like those 'It's Alive' movies in the recovery room! I thought I'd felt real pain before, but this was unreal! It felt like Dr Arse did my rhoid job with a burr grinder and cutting torch!

There were people dressed in white standing all around me, trying to hold me down and I was bucking like a mad bronco! They had to put me back to sleep to get me back to my room! A couple of days later a nurse came to take blood and she asked me, if I remembered throwing her across the recovery room and I did remember it then! That evening my Demerol wore off and I found out that Dr Arse had not left orders for more pain meds and had gone out of town for the weekend! Man was I ever sorry I teased the good DR, because I knew he'd gotten even!

I fought with the night nurse, trying to get another doctor to do something for me and she wouldn't do it! I waited until about 12:00pm and I put on my street clothes and they caught me in the elevator and dragged me back kicking, biting, screaming and gave me shots the rest of the weekend! I was in there for 5 more days and they kept me zoned out the rest of the time!

The sad thing is after all that PAIN nobody ever wants to see my scar!

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