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Corgigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:49 PM
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1. Oscar, who passed years ago
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 04:51 PM by Corgigal
did an evil thing to my husband. It was the day of his surgery and he was home post op. Everything went well and I have to give you this detail to understand how evil our pet Oscar was, it was for a vasectomy. He was on valium and told to take it easy that night.

I had to work the night shift and he was on the couch when he heard Oscar at the door. That was back in the days when we allowed our cats out, we don't anymore. Anyhoo, he let Oscar (female cat) in and went back to lie down on the sofa.

Oscar, he thought was more loving then normal and jumped in his lap. He felt something moving, besides the cat and realized she dropped a small live snake on him. He freaked the flip out, jumped up and then had to find the snake that was hiding somewhere in the sofa. When it was all over he called me at work and said, you're cat is trying to kill me. He then took another valium and a painkiller.

Oscar wasn't allowed out again that night. Oscar lived a long, and spiteful towards my husband, fruitful life.
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