Global warming is caused by angels on the sun, per Rapture Ready.

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Forget what Al Gore told you and anything you heard about carbon dioxide and pollution. Turns out all that scientific stuff is crap. Global warming is simply caused by angels who are preparing the world for the rapture.

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=3219
"I listened to an astromer on the radio last month
say that for the last few years strange eruptions have
been sighted on the surface of the sun, sending out solar
flares many miles into the sun's atmosphere causing the
sun's temperature to increase.
I remember last year a heat wave for about two weeks
in the area I lived that make it so hot, by the time one
walked two blocks, you were covered in sweat and
gasping for breath."

"'AND THE ANGLE POURED OUT HIS VIAL UPON
THE SUN, AND THE SUN INCREASED WITH INTENSITY
AND SCORCHED PEOPLE, AND THEY BLASPHEMED GOD.'"
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