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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:30 AM
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During the next few days, I'll be telling the world's longest joke
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Edited on Thu Oct-12-06 08:43 AM by MrScorpio
It's called, Don't Touch My Elephant. You'll get a bit of it each day. Check this thread for updates.

Let's begin:

A few years ago, a young man was taking a long and leisurely drive out in the countryside. It was a beautiful Saturday evening and all was well, until he began to have engine trouble and the car began to stall. Moments later, the engine cut out completely. He drifted his disabled car to the side of the lonely country road under the momentum that remained. He had no cell phone and there was not another person in sight in empty countryside. Needless to say, he was stranded and he was not happy at all.

To be cont.

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