Reply #132: Because all's fair in love and

[ForrestGump]

...well...you know..they say love hurts. Or, to elaborate, love can give you multiple contusions, a concussion, and broken bones (at minimum).

Sorry about the chair. Now that I've come down, I admit that was a little excessive.







Okay. Now. If I'm right, and I am afraid that I very well may be, she'll be running along any minute now to console you and tend to your wounds while scolding me for being a vicious brute...either that or she's going to pick up this chair and wallop you some more while you're still down. It's a tough call... :D