Reply #9: Photo: Mel Gibson's given a field sobriety test

[Ian David]

Mel Gibson is given a field sobriety test.

T-shirt ideas:

What Would Gibson Drink?

Mel Gibson's Taxi Service: Where ya goin', Sugar Tits?

Lethal Weapon 5: Mel Gets His License Back.

They can take my license, but they can't take my freedom! Okay, maybe for six months, plus community service.

Friends don't let friends drive with Mel Gibson

M.A.D.A.S.- Mothers Against Drunken Anti-Semites

Proof there is no god: James Dean is Dead, Mel Gibson is alive.

"Mommy, why do millionaire celebrities keep driving drunk when they can afford a taxi?"
"That's because all the taxi companies are owned by Jews, dear."
Mel Gibson's Taxi Serice: Where ya goin', Sugar Tits?