Bush wants to be a cowboy...baby

[driver8]

Lyrics inspired by Kid Rock's song "Cowboy"

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Well I'm pickin' up my nukes and headin' East
Where women wear veils and the men are beasts
Find a nest in Tehran and chill like Flynt
Bring some megaton nukes, find a place to pimp

I'm KidGB rock it down your block
With an 8 ball of coke and vodka on the rocks
I'm bringin' nukes with a flag sayin' "chillin' the most"
And I'll drop those bitches up and down the coast

Give a toast to war, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Then back to DC…where I wanna roam
Call Pickles and Babs, tell 'em to come back home

Start a GOP think tank for all the wrong reasons
Set the PNAC up at the Four Seasons
I'm KidGB and I'm the real McCoy
And I'm headin' east, sucker…'cause

I wanna be a cowboy, baby…
With my Airforce One and my nuke blasts shining
Middle East chillin' with the Boone's Farm wine
(cowboy baby)
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
(cowboy baby)
I can smell me a Muslim from a mile away

Yeah I'm KidGB but you can call me Tex
Rollin' down Pennsylvania with Social security checks
I see a Dem in a 'vette, rolled down my glass
I'm the KidGB so just kiss my ass

No kiddin', bombs slingin', people hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the boss, but I'm afraid of my horse
No remorse for no one, in their eyes I ain't right
Think I'm the village idiot just spoilin' to fight…HUH

Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find some mid east honeys for my DC players
Mack like mayors, act like fakers
They want us to leave , but I know they can't make us
They wanna lock me up, throw away the key
I ain't no "G", I'm a miserable failure
But I got no use for a FEMA trailer

I speak like an imbecile, drink like a fish
Wanna bomb Tehran and I'll get my wish
I'll be droppin my bombs up and down the coast
'cause I'm the chimpy in chief that's feared the most

I wanna be a cowboy, baby…
With my Airforce One and my nuke blasts shining
Middle East chillin' with the Boone's Farm wine
(cowboy baby)
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
(cowboy baby)
I can smell me a Muslim from a mile away