Reply #19: The best part is where she's supposed to initial each line

[jmowreader]

Is there a "contract of husbandly expectations" in reciprocation?

It's a good thing we sell car jacks, because I told a couple of people at work about this contract and I hadda use a car jack to get their jaws off the floor. It seems to be the exact specifications for shaving that does it for most people. The "you lose good behavior days if you stop doing something just because it hurts" clause does it for everyone else. Imagine: your so-called husband is causing you to drip blood out of your ass, you tell him to stop, you're in trouble for it. And if you've exhausted your good-behavior days, you get tied to the bed and raped.