Reply #257: Yesterday I had my birthday, everyone wished me good luck...

[CanuckAmok]

...So I got up on the table

When I came back home
Everyone had left
Messages on my machine
I felt very clean
I felt very clean

I erased the messages on my machine
And the tape was clean
And the tape was clean

Then I made a telephone call
And I was mean
So I appologised
I felt obsene
I felt obsene

I brushed my teeth
The sink was dirty underneath
I could smell it
You could tell it
I saw my face in the mirror
I sprayed it and it was clearer
My expression showed smell
My expression showed smell

I went to the bedroom
And I fell asleep
In my dreams I was a creep
In my dreams I was a creep

And when I awoke
The first think I spoke was clean
I fired my assosiates and started anew

--- Crispin Glover