Why don't they invent....

[hatredisnotavalue]

1.A kitchen sink drain that can take the solid masses that a toilet drain does.
2. Coffee maker filters that have the amount premarked with the number of tablespoons of coffee needed. Using the method to decorate paper towels, only having it marked on the coffee filter so you can dump in what is good for five cups of coffee without measuring.
3.Cats that always look like kittens
4.A spray for CDs that never allow them to be scratched.
5. A heating system that heats the kitchen from the hot air produced by the fridge.
6. A printer which prints out your daily news on toilet paper which you can read in the bathroom and then flush it away after you are done.
7.A machine to grind up and sanitize all of the building debris in New Orland and press it into particle board for rebuilding.
8.Speaking of New Orleans, a mini sanitation devise that you screw into your kitchen faucet to make the water drinkable. Similar to a public drinking water system filter and treatment system.
9. Hot dog buns that match the number of hot dogs in a pack.
10. I was trying for No. 10, but I want to give the rest of you a chance. Have at it.